Where would you hide if you were Mr Frugal’s missing passport?
Would you hide in the drawer in the kitchen?
Apparently not although I did find a bill that I forgot to pay two weeks ago….
What about in the suitcase we used last time we went on holiday?
No, not in there either although the sandwich bag with mouldy food in was a delightful surprise….
Under the bed?
No room under there with the all handbags, books and other junk but the dust from checking made me sneeze for about ten minutes….
What about the Glove box in the car seeing as we *may* have taken it out to use as ID when we joined the DVD shop?
Not in there either but I did come across a half melted lipstick that seems to have exploded all over my hands….
Down the back of the settee (getting desperate by this point)?
Not down there with all the hair bobbles, pens and 57p in copper….
Or would you be in my special documents wallet filed away carefully in the section marked as ‘Passports’ where Mr Frugal clearly said it most definitely wasn’t and swears that he checked and double checked there before sending me off on my pointless passport search?
I’ll leave you to imagine what I said to him when I finally found it 😉