We would like to cordially invite you to the grand opening of the Frugal Family art gallery.
Upon your arrival to our gallery, you will be presented with a welcome cocktail (well fizzy pop in a sugar coated glass with a grape kebab), before being escorted through to the main hall (AKA my living room) where a fantastic display of artwork awaits you.
I’ve consulted the artist and she’s happy for anyone to purchase her artwork but apparently it will set you back 68,000 pence! Doesn’t look like I’ll be making much in commissions from this, does it?
Just one word of warning: Before you try the cocktails (which is just coke zero in a glass that has been dipped in water and then sugar), it’s only fair that I show you the following picture 😉