The kids have come out with some corkers this last week and at times they’ve had me in stitches with some of the things they’ve said! I thought I’d share some of the tamer ones with you to see if I could make you smile too….
If you check my internet search history today then don’t worry if you see an odd one. You weren’t here and I needed to know something!
Oh dear! I’m not going to tell you what it was she was searching for but I’ll be honest, I’d have had to search if she’d have asked me. 😉
I wonder which of those men is the rhubarb Mam?
Said by one of my lovely little people when they spotted two guys walking into the pub with just one girl – I think they meant gooseberry!
You should tell them who you are Mam, then we wouldn’t have to wait
Said when we had to wait half an hour for the shuttle bus on holiday last week.
What about if you buy me one and I’ll buy the one that you get free with it?
Said by my hopeful teen in Bath and Bodyworks last week.
I think we might have crash landed Dad!
Said after a perfectly normal landing in Milan.
It’s just like the park near us when the sun’s shining really, isn’t it?
Said by both of them (and their Dad) when we visited the amazingly beautiful Lake Come.
If you put that picture of my on Instagram then I’m going to charge you £20!
Said by Miss Frugal, her brother is much cheaper. 😉
I hope I made you smile a little bit!
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