Miss Frugal: Mam, I can do something super special.
Me: Can you Darling, that’s nice *turns back to watching the lovely Dermot O Leary on the X Factor*
Miss Frugal: Maaaaam, Shall I show you?
Me: If you must 😉 *waits to witness this amazing new talent*
Miss Frugal: I can lick my armpit!
A Geography Lesson….
Master Frugal: Mammy, why would anyone want to live in Wales when it’s so disgusting?
Me: I’m sure it’s a very nice place to live. Anyway, you’ve never been to Wales so how would you know it’s disgusting?
Master Frugal: Because it’s wet and slimy.
Me: Well it’s usually wet here but not sure about it being slimy. Why would it be slimy.
Master Frugal: Because everyone’s stomach is slimy!
Me: WHAT! Where exactly do you think Wales is.
Master Frugal: Wales is them big sharks that live in the sea – who would want to love in one of them.
Me: Mr Frugal, I need wine – lots of wine!
A Pink and Fluffy Chat
Miss Frugal (whilst getting in to bed with me at 6am): Mammy, Mammy…. Wake up.
Miss Frugal: I’ve been thinking.
Me: Go think some more then
Miss Frugal: I know we haven’t always got lots of money but I think we’re the luckiest family in the world.
Materialistic – Not My Children
Me: If I go part time at work, we’ll have less money. Would you rather have more mummy and less money or more money and less mummy?