Love Me x x
Dear Miss Frugal,
It’s great that you swept the kitchen floor for me to save me doing it on my Birthday. Next time if you could just finish the job by using the dustpan and brush rather than leaving the pile of mess in the middle of the kitchen floor for me to stand in and trail around the kitchen that would be awesome.
Love from your frustrated at having to do it again Mother x x
Dear Master Frugal,
I love that you bought me a present using your own pocketmoney but just a hint for next time – get me something I’ll like and not something you want to share with me.
Love from your still waiting for an actual present from you Mum x x
Just a quick FYI – the only acceptable envelopes on my Birthday are Birthday cards.
Yours sincerely, the Birthday Girl who you delivered bills to on her Birthday.
Dear Birthday Cake,
You appear to be hiding from me along with the candles. Please stop playing hard to get and show yourself.
Your hungrily, the impatient Birthday girl.
Dear Flower Delivery Van,
You just drove past my house but you forgot to stop. I know you have flowers in there for me so please turn round and give me them.
Yours faithfully, the patiently waiting Birthday girl.
I have plans for you tonight! I’ll be there shortly with some bubbles and a book.
Love from the very excited Birthday girl
I shall be joining you earlier than usual this evening.
Love from the can’t wait to snuggle Birthday girl
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