I’ve just had one of those moments, you know the ones where you just want the floor to open up and swallow you up!
Picture the scene, we’ve just bumped into one of my work colleagues in Morrisons, I’m looking like you do after the end of a long day and she’s looking as glamorous as if she’s just done her make up. My children are running wild around the aisles leading her little (perfectly dressed) daughter astray by encouraging her to do the same. Perfect work colleague mentioned that she’s just picked up a bargain someone or other designer dress for her little girl and I was just saying how you can buy anything on Ebay these days.
That’s when it happened, Mr Frugal approached us at that moment with the jar of Nutella that he’d been searching for in his hand. He heard me say that you can buy anything on Ebay and then piped up with his own little gem:
‘I bet you can’t buy second hand sex toys!’
Funnily enough, perfect work colleague didn’t really know how to respond to that so she gathered her daughter and said she needed to get on with her shopping and that she would see me tomorrow. Can’t wait for that then!