I have a *friend* who has been poorly for the last month with a chest infection. One of the symptoms of her infection has been a bad cough that’s kept her awake at night, made her sick and occasionally even caused her to wee herself a little bit (because of the coughing you understand).
Anyway, this morning when she was dropping her daughter off at school she was having a rather loud coughing fit in the playground when her daughter said to one of her school friends ‘ Uh oh, I really hope she doesn’t wee herself again’. However, as my *friend* was still coughing, her daughter thought she hadn’t been heard and felt the need to repeat the remark in her loudest voice so she could be heard above the noise of the coughing but unfortunately my *friend* stopped coughing just at the wrong time and the whole playground heard this time.
I’m not sure my *friend* will ever live this one down!
Disclaimer – Names have been removed to protect my identity 😉