I rarely get up before 10am on Sundays, not because I’m lazy (OK it is because I’m lazy) but it’s the one day of the week when I CAN lie in. But oh no, not today, Mr Frugal decided it would be a good idea to set his alarm for 8am. Some mumbo jumbo about his body clock and working nights tonight.
So, after waking me up with the loudest alarm in the world, he hobbled to the en suite bathroom and proceeded to blow his nose, although you could have mistaken the noise for a steam train driving through the bedroom. He managed to wake both kids up at this point. Not content with that, he then hobbled back to bed and flopped down on it (he would have bounced me up in the air if I was less substantial lol) and sighed that he couldn’t beleive he was up that early – you and me both mate!
He then went through his drawers looking for what he wanted to wear today and made little ow noises (to remind me he had a bad foot) when he put his socks on before hobbling downstairs to watch Match of the Day.
This is the best bit, he gave me ten minutes or so to get back to sleep and then sent me a text to ask me what John Terry had done to make everyone hate him because the commentators on Match of the Day were saying that he might not be the England Captain for much longer!
Aaaagh. I give up.
So now I’m up before nine on a Sunday – it’s not right.
I did a quick Google search to find out what John Terry had done and it looks as though he has had an affair with Wayne Bridges girlfriend. Not the sort of football player that I want my children to be looking up to as a role model!
Anyway back to me lol, I might as well make the most of my early start and get some jobs done. My first job of the day is to go and accidentally trip up Mr Frugal’s sore ankle.