Why is it that everything seems to go silent just seconds before your child comes out with a corker like the one Miss Frugal came out with this afternoon at the shop?
How many inches is yours Daddy – it’s quite a big one isn’t it?
You can imagine the snorts and sniggers around us and the good news obviously got round the shop quite quickly because an older lady with a bald patch and a bit of a beard winked at him on the way out 😉
(It’s not as bad as it sounds, we were in the bike aisle looking at bikes and she was referring to the size of his bike!)
