I’ve just had a strange conversation with Master Frugal who has just informed me that it’s actually OK to eat white bogies as long as you never eat the green ones. He says his teachers says that the green ones are poison!!!!
Miss Frugal has also decided to share someof her pearls of wisdom with me, apparently ‘If it’s yellow, let it mellow but if it’s brown, flush it down.’ When I looked a bit puzzled she explained that it will save money and the planet if you only flush the chain when you have a poo.
I’ve also just been treated to a lovely home made tea from Miss Frugal, I wondered what she was doing in her bedroom for the past half hour or so banging away – turns out she’s been making me marble pizza with marble coffee to drink.
Kids – don’t you just love em!